Planning Christmas with Steve-GPT

Christmas Chocolate Gifts, Planned by STEVE-GPT (Now With 100% More Fridge)

About the Author

Giles Atwell

Co-Founder, Russell & Atwell

Co-founder of Russell & Atwell, the fresh chocolatiers. Giles met Steve Russell at Godiva after both had done time at Cadbury, and together they have over 40 years’ experience working on world-famous chocolate brands. Giles also has a 100-year family history in chocolate, dating back to 1921, when his grandfather started a chocolate company. On our packaging, Giles is the one with the pencil behind his ear, which means he looks after demand and the sums.

About the Author

Steve Russell

Co-Founder and Chocolate Maker, Russell & Atwell

Co-founder and chocolate maker at Russell & Atwell, the fresh chocolatiers. Steve spent years at Cadbury and Godiva before he and Giles Atwell left to make the chocolate they wanted to eat themselves; together they have over 40 years’ experience working on world-famous chocolate brands. On our packaging, Steve is the one with the mixing bowl, which means he looks after supply and the chocolate itself. His Seville Orange won a Great Taste Award in 2023, and his Marc de Champagne won another in 2024.

Everyone’s asking AI to plan Christmas now. What to buy, when to order, how to avoid wrapping at 2 am on Christmas Eve. So we asked one too. We built it in Steve’s image.

Meet STEVE-GPT: trained on 20-odd years of chocolate science, one very firm opinion about fridges, and an alarming number of Steve’s voicemails.

STEVE-GPT, in cartoon form

STEVE-GPT, in cartoon form.

The original STEVE-GPT, doing quality control.

The original STEVE-GPT, doing quality control.

Giles here. I asked it the Christmas chocolate gift questions you’re probably typing into your phone right now. Just like Steve, it’s helpful and thinks it’s hilarious. 

When should I order Christmas chocolate gifts?

Short answer: as early as you can. Last orders are Wednesday 16th December for standard post and Sunday 20th December for Express Delivery, and pre-orders open from 1st November. Our limited editions are small batches, and when they’re gone, they’re gone. Our Christmas chocolate gifts guide has the full timings.

STEVE-GPT chat: when to start planning Christmas. Clear a shelf in the fridge, and the turkey can go in the garage.

What chocolate gift do I buy someone who has everything?

Short answer: a Pick Your Own set of their favourite flavours. Each pouch holds 12 fresh chocolates, from Creamy Milk and Salted Caramel to Smooth Dark, Hazelnut and Dirty Blond. The more pouches you pick, the more you save. Add a free gift message so they know who to thank.

STEVE-GPT chat: a gift for an aunt who has everything. A fridge, or something to put in her fridge.

Will fresh chocolate survive the post?

Short answer: yes. We deliver fresh chocolate chilled across the UK, and our 3-packs go straight through the letterbox, so nobody has to be in. Whoever gets it should pop it in the fridge on arrival. More on chocolate gifts by post.

STEVE-GPT chat: will fresh chocolate survive the post to Scotland? Yes, put it in the fridge on arrival.

How long does fresh chocolate last?

Short answer: four to six weeks in the fridge, and it arrives with at least four weeks still on it. In fact all of our festive chocolates will keep deliciously fresh until at least January 2027. Check the date on your pouch to be sure. Our fresh chocolate is made with fresh organic double cream, no preservatives or palm oil, which is why it needs the fridge. Our delivery and shelf life page has the details.

STEVE-GPT chat: how long fresh chocolate lasts. Four to six weeks in the fridge.

Should fresh chocolate stay in the fridge on Christmas Day?

Short answer: yes, it lives in the fridge. Take it out a few minutes before eating if you like a softer bite, or eat it fridge-cold for the creamy snap. Both are welcome. (We’ve made our case on fridge chocolate before.)

STEVE-GPT chat: leaving chocolates out on Christmas Day. Take them out with the sprouts, back in before the Bond film.

What’s a good Secret Santa chocolate gift?

Short answer: a single pouch or one of our Thank You chocolates. For offices and parties, our Celebration Value Multipacks including our new Party 10-Packs are made for sharing.

STEVE-GPT chat: a Secret Santa chocolate gift for Dave from accounts.

What’s the best chocolate gift for someone hard to buy for?

Short answer: a chocolate gift subscription. You can send 6 or 12 months of fresh chocolate, and it keeps arriving long after the wrapping paper’s gone.

STEVE-GPT chat: a chocolate gift for a brother-in-law who says he wants nothing.

How much should I spend on Christmas chocolate gifts?

Short answer: three pouches is a generous gift and the easiest way to mix favourites. Standard delivery is free on orders of three pouches or more (over £18).

STEVE-GPT chat: how much to spend on Christmas chocolate gifts.

What STEVE-GPT taught us about asking AI for Christmas chocolate gifts

Here’s the serious bit, in a paper hat.

People really do ask AI tools what to send, when to order and whether it survives the post. So we write the way AI tools (and people) like to read:

  • The straight answer comes first. Every section above opens with it.
  • The facts match everywhere. Same shelf life, same fridge advice, same name on every page.
  • Real people wrote it. Steve and I put our names on this.
  • The questions are the ones you actually ask. Not “chocolate benefits”. More like “will it survive the post?”

Try it yourself. Ask your favourite AI for a good fresh chocolate gift for Christmas and see what it says. We’ll be doing the same, nervously, with a pouch in hand.

Steve’s right of reply

STEVE-GPT chat: Steve asks for STEVE-GPT to be switched off. It tells him to clear a shelf in the fridge.

Steve and Giles

Steve and Giles, keeping it chilled.

Happy Christmas from both of us. Keep it chilled.

Giles and Steve

Christmas chocolate gifts: your questions answered

Q: What is fresh chocolate?

A: Chocolate made with fresh organic cream and butter instead of palm oil. It’s kept chilled and eaten within weeks, not months. Read more in what is fresh chocolate.

Q: Is Russell & Atwell chocolate palm oil free?

A: Yes. We use fresh organic double cream, butter, sustainable cocoa and British wildflower honey, with no palm oil and no preservatives.

Q: Can I send chocolate as a letterbox gift?

A: Yes. Our 3-packs fit through the letterbox, with a free gift message if you’d like one.

Q: What’s the last order date for Christmas delivery?

A: Wednesday 16th December for standard post and Sunday 20th December for Express Delivery. Order earlier for the best choice, as limited editions sell out.

Q: Do you do chocolate gift subscriptions?

A: Yes. You can give 6 or 12 months of fresh chocolate.

Q: Is fresh chocolate worth the money?

A: For gifts, we think so. Steve answers it honestly in Is Fresh Chocolate Worth the Money?, our 3500 reviews with average rating of ‘Excellent’ says we’re not alone.

STEVE-GPT is a joke, not a real product, and any resemblance to Steve’s views on fridges is entirely deliberate.

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